Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.
"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"
A candle from the arse; a turd.
After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.
Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris
, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye
You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles
A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.
That mofo is wack, he's a real arse-candle sometimes
A frustrated exclamation.
"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience
dave you fucking arsecandle!
one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops
Its weaved from the finest arse candle