arsebadger 

1. The sort of large dark furry turd with a deceptively slener head that causes a painful dilation of the anus when expelled.

2. Any situation, task or individual known to cause similar levels of discomfort.

Arsebadgers! b3ta.com is on the block list.

That's a right arsebadger.

arsebadger by manta May 22, 2003

arsebadgers 

secretive creatures of which the only visible evidence is the scuff marks they leave on the inside of your keks

'fucking hell look at the skidmarks in them keks you dirty arsed cunt'
'wern't me mate, 'twer't arsebadgers'

arsebadgers by spong May 2, 2003

arsebadger 

One who covets living up an anus for safety and camouflage, always unsolicited

Pepe you arsebadger have you know shame, she's enormous

arsebadger by maximus hall 1V March 6, 2012

Lord Ashbridge 

A man who is legitimately and legendarily good with the power to do many things, unfortunately these kinds of people are usually characterised with a lack of intelligence yet they generally have a decent skill at talking, charisma and with the way they speak it's kind of impressive, in rare cases they will have intelligence, they're generally also hot and attractive even if they rolled low in intelligence and can talk a yak's ass off.

"Look at that Lord Ashbridge, he might find it difficult to think but damn can he talk."

Lord Ashbridge by Legend 4 July 9, 2022