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2. arsebadger
One who covets living up an anus for safety and camouflage, always unsolicited
Pepe you arsebadger have you know shame, she's enormous
1. arsebadger
1. The sort of large dark furry turd with a deceptively slener head that causes a painful dilation of the anus when expelled.

2. Any situation, task or individual known to cause similar levels of discomfort.
Arsebadgers! b3ta.com is on the block list.

That's a right arsebadger.

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