Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly scented with Eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & unsightly clag-nuts.
Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!
He doesn't know his arse wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse wax!
by Bagpuss the nonce March 17, 2003
Bum unguent, ring salve. Expensive, refined petroleum jelly often scented with eucalyptus or juniper. Prevents pant-chaffing & guards against unsightly clag-nuts.
Justin has left an arse-wax smear on his chair.
He doesn't know his arse-wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse-wax!
He doesn't know his arse-wax from his cock-rub.
Mummy, Justin won't share his arse-wax!
by bagpus is a fairy cat March 17, 2003