Arse Face 

When i person pulls down there trousers and rubs their bare ass on someone's face, generally ensuring that their nose is up their ass crack. Sometimes a person will just sit on their face, and not move, getting full ass sniffage.

I'm going to give jack an arse face and shove his nose up my ass crack

Arse Face by chafing June 25, 2008

arse face 

Some whose face resembles a someone's backside; a horrible looking person.

God bless that man; with a face like an arse and an arse like a face, he's a bonafide arse face.

arse face by Sean Scrivener January 29, 2005

arse face 

someone who is undeniably ugly; someone who's face resembles a hairy ass.

the hairy lady that works at the 7-11 down the street

arse face by capn t March 24, 2005

arse-face transplant recipient 

A person with a particularly visually unappealing face, such that the accuser has likened it to an arse.

A person that you would assume has had a transplant operation, based on the fact that their face looks like an arse.

Ya arse-face transplant recipient.

arse-face transplant recipient by pattopancakes January 18, 2009

arse about face

Phrs. Back to front. British origin.

"The whole bloody Tori Party is completely arse about face!"

arse about face by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

face like a smacked arse 

the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp

i don't like the way your gran looks at me, she's got a face like a smacked arse!

face like a smacked arse by fluffkins March 25, 2004

face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

face like a slapped arse by The Strut September 29, 2004