The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist
Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese
"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"
"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"
Something that is completely pants much like biscuits made from anal seepage.
This website is complete arse biscuits.
Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.
(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"
originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps
Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.
Something drunk old irish priests say
Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"
An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.
Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!
Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!
A variation of the term 'hemeroids'
A slang term for naming something as ugly
A term in place of 'Damn!'
"Look at my arse biscuits"
"You are an arse biscuit!"
"Aw.... ARSE BISCUTIS!"