arse over tit 

To fall over spectacularly. See A over T, cunt up

"I was so drunk I fell arse over tit"

arse over tit by ladyhancock March 24, 2003

tit arse 

When someone is really annoying you, it is the first thing that comes into your head and comes out of your mouth, that doesn't really make sense but everyone knows what you mean

"Azoulay your such a tit arse"

tit arse by coops29 October 8, 2009

arse about tit 

Phrs. Back to front. British Origin.

"Ow! My back has been hurting me ever since I fell down the apples and pears arse about tit!

arse about tit by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 by Zonal K October 10, 2019

TITANIC ARSE 

'Titanic arse' can be used to describe a humungous backside; Someone with an arse this big looks like he or she could topple backwards any moment and literally SINK into the ground, hence 'titanic'

meena says; 'wow... her rear end is so big it has the ability to crush anythin in its way, like the titanic did'

aish says; 'now THATS what you call a titanic arse'

TITANIC ARSE by lil_naz January 9, 2008

arsetit 

someone who is an arse and a tit, but using only one wouldn't be enough to show your dislike for this person

Dave: ahh I hate steve!!! he's such an...

Geoff: arsetit?

Dave: yes!!

arsetit by sjones96 November 14, 2011