Arse Bankruptcy

Usually applied for when you have the trots but its got to the fizzy gob point where there is nothing left to yield.

Being very ill with a stomach complaint for a significant period of time,

i.e
Pete- Wheres Dave then Stu?
Stu- He's been off work with the gutrot, its been three days now he must be at the point of Arse bankruptcy

Arse Bankruptcy by Anders Par November 9, 2010

arse blankets 

An alternative name for underwear, pants, briefs, undercrackers, or suchlike. Garments to keep your arse warm.

Can also be used as a handy expletive.

'Hey Brian, I'm just off to buy me some new arse blankets!'

'Oh arse blankets, I've forgotten to switch the oven off!'

arse blankets by tripsydipsy August 30, 2011

arseblanket 

A general all-purpose expletive, etymology unknown.

Oh arseblankets, I've left my wallet at home.

arseblanket by Mythmaker1977 April 23, 2008

Arseplank

A person who is a complete and utter idiot.

Can relate to thick, arrogant, stupid, dick, weirdo, arsehole, jerk, wanker, tosser.

Do you not think James is a total arseplank?

Arseplank by Steph Clark September 24, 2007