A turd passed after swallowing a string.
I passed a wick-ed arse candle.
by megnao flimpis August 14, 2003
8 more definitions
A candle from the arse; a turd.
After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.
by Mister_Douve May 02, 2003
Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye
You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.
That mofo is wack, he's a real arse-candle sometimes
by Samtasticle June 11, 2006
A frustrated exclamation.
"Hey Joe, your computer's just crashed."
by antony December 17, 2004
someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience
dave you fucking arsecandle!
by JB October 25, 2003
one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops
Its weaved from the finest arse candle
by justin wilson April 01, 2004
Similar to Hopi Ear-candles in function. These inexpenive and 'scented' candles use heat to draw faeces along their hollow shaft.
"I feel constipated, have you seen the Arsecandles?"
by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 05, 2003