artard 

A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.

You are such an artard!

artard by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

Aretard 

Someone so retarded that calling them a retard would actually be a compliment. Someone so retarded that you feel like you are talking to someone's pet.

Tomany spells wrist r-i-s-t, he is such an aretard.

Aretard by Gab21B July 7, 2011

ardtard

Most Notably Recognized from Southpark Episode "Make Love, not Warcraft", where Stan calls his dad an Ardtard for not knowing about World of Warcraft, and MMORPGs.

Usually referring to a person of lower wits, closely related to a retard, an uninformed idiot.

"I am socializing with people from all over the world, ardtard, its called MMORPG..."

ardtard by Gabriel228Markham October 24, 2006

artard 

An inncorect way to spell /r/-tard which is a reference to certain people on the 4-chan boards. Referenced in South Park and correctly spelled if you had captions on.

Stan: I am socializing /r/-tard(artard). I'm on an MMORPG gaining XP with my friends using Team Speak!

Randy: ....I'm not an /r/-tard(artard).

artard by Dude#10230213 November 21, 2006

artard 

a retard compared to other retards; qualities of extreme stupidity

John is such an artard!

artard by jose santos May 13, 2005

aurtard 

A mentally challanged or stupid person.

I hate George Bush, he is such an aurtard.

aurtard by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Airtard 

This is a person who has either never flown on a commercial airline or has flown, but refuses to abide by the standard conventions and customary practices that would allow the rest of the public to reach our destinations with speed and minimal hassle.

Did you see the guy with four carry-ons, trying to board before his row is called, then standing there blocking the way for the rest of us-- What an airtard!

Airtard by SkynSea April 27, 2009