synonyms: film actors guild of america (f.a.g.), george michael's bedsheets, hell, brokeback.
2. oh shit, i've been assigned to live in arroyo?! my ass is really gonna hurt for the next 9 months.
3. i like to: speak with fake british accents, see the vagina monologues, randomly sing gay songs, not mind my own business, pretend to be something i'm not, and get ass-raped everyday. why yes, i am from arroyo! how'd you guess?
Known also as Washbaby, Dog Ditch Dweller, Dirt Trapper.
Unlike its cousin the barrel cactus, the arroyo is a non fruit producing cacti, who's bloom serve purely for ornamentation.
Due to over cultivation of land in it's principle growing areas, the Arroyo has suffered a dramatic decline in the last century. Botanists from the Lomax-Kurshberg Institute are attempting to produce healthy Arroyo specimens within artificial conditions.