A teenage to early-twenties male who is unkempt, smelly, and probably hairy.
Portrays the facade of intelligence, but ultimately is a small boy stuck in a teenager's body. May come off as arrogant, but don't be fooled. Catchphrases of a hanktard include "dirty", "kitty", and "peanut butter", but as a warning, he refuses requests. Proceed with caution.
"Hey, what do you want for dinner?"
"No, HANK, seriously, what do you want for dinner?"
"Ok, what do you want to put the peanut butter on? Toast? Bagel?"
"UGH! Stop being such a hanktard!!!"
Having the appearance of being knowledgable in a panoply of subjects when in fact one is merely interweb search proficient
Zack seemed to know something about everything while chatting online but in person it's obvious he is an arrogant dullard. google smarts don't stick. If he really was smart he would text via xmpp; only an idiot sends text via sms