1) an AWESOME friend
2) a hottie with a body (sexyback, perfect rump, gasp worthy eyes)
3) brilliant (in the library, beneath the sheets, etc.)
Other Girl: Yeah, life would be dank.
Guy: Did you see that Arpine over there?
Other Guy: Where? Oh shit, I have to go change my khakis.
Plastic Surgeon: So, what were you thinking for the after result?
Angelina Jolie: I brought a photograph.
(Provides image of an Arpine)
Plastic Surgeon: Ahhhh yes, we've already done three Arpine's this week, good choice my dear.