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the fuck arounds 

The art of inadvertantly diverting from one's original plan to random/spontaneous activities and behavior.

Abbreviation: TFA
JH: Where the hell did you go?

Girls: Our intent was to go to the grocery store, but along the way we stopped at a flee market, then followed a sign to a garage sale, then stopped on the side of the road to look at puppies for sale. When we finally arrived at the grocery store it was closed.

JH: But you left four hours ago?! You must have had the fuck arounds!
the fuck arounds by legendarymojito November 17, 2010
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Justin Rapp arounds 

A wooden flat, made by Justin Rapp, that raps around a theatre proscenium to extend a musical's set into the audience.
Teachers to a student: get the Justin Rapp arounds
student: Rapp arounds! we get to use them again!
Justin Rapp arounds by Camp95 April 26, 2011

Lay-arounds 

Clothes that you only wear in your house that aren’t pjs and aren’t outside clothes
Im gonna put on some lay-arounds when I get home from work.
Lay-arounds by Scientific hooker February 23, 2022

Sit Arounds 

To sit around a plate (with drugs on it - usually mdma or cocaine) in a group.

Similar to seshing, but usually with MDMA or Cocaine.

Often happens before going out.

Not to be confused with 'afters'.
We are just at 'sit arounds', come over.

I don't want to get stuck at 'sit arounds'. I want to go out.
Sit Arounds by Linkimo August 20, 2023

mess around and find out 

The mistake of taking a dare; and, immediately getting the negative results of the stupidly of taking that dare.
The karmic equivalent of crossing a city street when the pedestrian sign says “Don’t Walk”.
When you are in Yellow Stone National Park, don’t feed the bears and don’t wave at the buffaloes. You will become a causality! Mess around and find out!

Tuck around and find out

Tuck around and find out! — a variation of “Fuck around and find out!”; and, “Mess around and find out”. In this variation an individual thinks that he is more important than the life of an entire organization. He or she finds out the hard way that although there is no “I” in team; there is certainly an “I” in the word “fired”!!!!!!!!!

The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:

Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.

It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.

Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.

This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:

Fortune favors the prepared mind.
Tucker Carlson was the first person at Fox News to Tuck around and find out that there is no “I” in team; but, he won’t be the last one!

Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker 

To deeply fist an ass hole
I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night