being fucked in the ass while promises are whispered in your ear by superiors. Dry with no lube, then once the bleeding starts sand is thrown in the mix to thicken things up.
living in Afghanistan, 120 degree heat, burning your own shit(and 120 other dudes), water bottle showers, and t-rations. Then being told it could be worse.
Guy 1- Hey man did you hook up last night?
Guy 2- Hell ya man. I told her i was rich and would give her anything she wanted.
Guy 1- You ARMY FUCKED the shit out of her.
Guy2- Don't hate man!