|1.||University of South Carolina|
Everything that Clemson is, minus the awesome girls, campus, spirit, and education. A place for kids who would really rather be at Clemson but can't read.
when evil men die, god sends them to the University of South Carolina.
|2.||armpit of the south|
Columbia, South Carolina. A city that is below sea level that traps heat and stays in the 100s but is not close to water. There is also little intelligence and all trees in the hell hole were cut down and turned to pavement. The city is full of ghetto and trailer parks, most graduates of the lowly Univ of South Carolina that produces educations less than academic standards of most developed nations.
Is there anyway to get between the great towns of Greenville and Charleston with out having to drive through the armpit of the south?
"My daughter got robbed at gunpoint in five points." Reply: "Oh you let her got to school in the armpit of the south."
The best thing that happened to the armpit of the south is when General Sherman burnt it to the ground.
|3.||armpit of the South|
regional expression for South Carolina, reference to the perception among other 'southern states' that South Carolina is prone to embarrassment. Fittingly, though somewhat unrelated to the definition, armpits and South Carolina share the traits of being humid and containing a vital artery of the overall entity (in this analogy, the South).
I was raised in the armpit of the South, South Carolina
Columbia, South carolina, The Arm pit of the south. Stuck right smack dab in the heart of the midlands of SC. Between the mountains where everyone is supposedly "cultured" and the Low country where everything is nicer, the beach. we have about 4 buildings to our lovely Capital and lets not forget Grouchos and McAlisters! highschool kids love to get drunk and ride out to the middle of no where with their entirely too big of trucks and waste their parents time and money, but thats ok because everyone usually goes to the lovely instate Colleges of USC, College of Charleston and Clemson! everyone loves a south carolina girl though. Let's not forget that everyone is more or less nice in this town!
Plus people get freaked out when it rains, and can't drive in it to save their lives.
- This is a typical conversation in Columbia South Carolina
A: "i thought that the civil war was over"
B: " What you just said was wrong in two senses...It's not over, and It was the war of northern aggression, my dear."
a suburban town located in south carolina. there is nothing to do in fort mill besides play tiger woods and eat monkey bread with hobson and masters. b/c of this lack of shit to do one high school kid decided to write up something funny on the internet. hos thought it was mean and cried to mommy and daddy, and in this great town these parents didn't fix their children they fixed the internet. the school administration is even so bored they chose to get involved and suspend kids from school too, and that shit didn't even happen at school. and then after the whole problem is resolved, some "hard ass" decided urbandictionary would be an ideal spot to try to talk some shit. hey man, you don't have to know how to spell basic words to whoop some ass right? fuck no, you're cool.more...
now until recently, when some gas stations got robbed and some people got shot, there wasn't too much crime in fort mill, and the ever increasing police patrol filled their spare time by pretending to be DEA agents. these guys, like andy boone, smell marijuana before they get out of their car if they see some teenagers, and will ask to search your car before they tell you they pulled you over for having a high school parking pass in your windshield.
if you like to enjoy life, don't go to fort mill. in fact, you might actually be better off in rock hill (the armpit of suburban charlotte).