Currently a small race of people originating from around the area of Mesopotamia and Asia minor. Armenians are described by some as being a majority of "pre-made geniuses". If you have ever met an Armenian, and have assumed a negative opinion about them, keep in mind that there are good and bad, beautiful and not so beautiful, intelligent and stupid people within every ethnic group. We are human beings.more...
Armenian women are renowned for their beauty; typically with large dark eyes, thick lashes and long healthy hair. A traditional female hairstyle is a very long braid to the side.
For such a small group of people, Armenians have contributed much to the world; they have many great doctors, actors, sport players (soccer and boxing being prominent),musicians (composers, instrumentalists, conductors, singers),writers, engineers, and, I think most of all, inventors.
Also take note, that a person's environment usually effects their behavior. Some people think that the diaspora Armenians in Glendale, California (and other populous regions) are giving a bad reputation to the rest of the Armenians. They are immigrants from Armenia, Turkey, Lebanon, Syria, and Iran. They seem to be rowdy troublemakers with a lot of pride in who they are. This somewhat true. There’s the higher 2nd, 3rd generation end of the society, and the lower class of newer immigrants, who struggle in America and find that being poor in their native country is still much better than being poor in America. The pa...
|2.||Armenian Code of Conduct|
The set of rules that Armenians (mostly ones originating from Armenia, and not Iran or Lebanon) follow these.
1)Thou shall wear shoes with the tip shaped like the tip of a jalapeno.
2)Thou shall wear Adidas sweatpants with Gucci shoes.
3)Thou shall not cuss in front of women.
4)Thou shall respect their father and mother.
5)*****Thou shall NEVER eat pussy*****
6)Thou shall not have sex with their wives for any reason, other than to have a baby.
7)Thou shall bend down to sit, feet on the ground, but with their butts stuck in air, and a true Armenian CAN MANTAIN THIS POSITION FOR OVER 5 MINUTES!!!
8)Thou shall ALWAYS leave 5 pounds of sunflower seeds on the ground of were they kick it with their brothers.
9)Thou shall no the Armenian Slang Dictionary.
10)Thou shall not shave their legs, chests, arms, etc.
11)Thou shall ALWAYS have a Tupac CD in their car.
12)Thou shall own at least 1 of the following: a BMW, Mercedes Benz, or a Infiniti G35.
13)Thou shall wear sunglasses outside, even when there IS NO SUN!
Aram broke rule number 5 of the "Armenian Code of Conduct", so WE PUT A GYOTI ACHOT ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ara le-car et gyot Aram eh pootz a lezel, bayc inch bozi txa ya che aper ????
(verb) when an armenian friend or roommate takes something of yours, and when you ask for it back, they claim that it has been passed down to them from their ancestors, and that you genocided their people. There is no proven method to get this object back after it has been armenian ninja'd.
You: hey vinny, can I get those headphones back?
Vinny: Arrah no way man, my people have been using these headphones since the 8th century! You would know if your people weren't barbaric mongols that slaughtered innocent women and children back in 1915.
You: I just got armenian ninja'd. :'(
Consists of tickling one's goat until it spews cheese!!!
BEWARE!!!! (Ladies) Armenian men believe women are like goats!!!
Armen: So I heard Anoush wants forplay.
Habib: Are you planning on Armenian Foreplay?
Habib: You know.....Tickling her like goat......
Armen: Yeah bro, I plan to tickle her till she spews cheese!
Some one from Armenia. Always whining about the Genocide inflicted by the Turks.
The men do a lot of insurance and automobile fraud. The men all have buzzed heads and wear tommy hilfiger jeans and sean john velour sweat suits. They smoke parliament cigarettes while kneeling down, and refer to eachother as "arrah".
The women are either drop dead gorgeous, or fat and ugly -Nuff Said.
Armenians are very fraudulent people.
The best type of wog there is. They live off kebabs, wraps and whiskey. They are very hairy and their women are beutiful. Although sometimes thought as being hairy. Mainly hate turks because of the 1915 armenian genocide killing 1.5 million.
Armenians give wogs a good name.
Kenar means harp in Armenian. A commonly used name for women.
Her name is Kenar, apparently it means harp in Armenian.