A lesbian extremist who finds compensation in the destruction of men's naughty bits.
Dude, that armadildo found compensation in the destruction of my naughty bits!
by What-What June 19, 2008
A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.
On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.
by Deborah Lee July 01, 2006
a dildo that is giant, it straps to your arm and is more brutal than fisting a chick.
That chick just took the great american challange, a baseball bat, a boling pin and a football.. sideways, now lets see if your mom can take the armadildo.
by malibu biff July 20, 2008