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Argent Metal 

A sub-genre of music popularized by the later entries in the DOOM series of videogames. Relies heavily on guitars and guitar-like instruments. Also know for it's occasional use of non-instruments edited to sound like one. One could correctly describe it as "Audio Violence".
Dude 1: What's your favorite music genre?
Dude 2: Easily Argent metal. You need to try it out. It's great.
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Argent Metal 

Argent Metal, also known as Doom-Core and Argent-Core, is an aggressive music genre pioneered by composer Mick Gordon in the Doom 2016 videogame reboot and its sequel, Doom Eternal. A subset of the Metal genre, it makes heavy use of synthesized djent-like guitar riffs overlaid with distorted electronic elements derived from sine wave frequencies. The word "Argent" is in reference to the demonic energy from Hell, known as Argent Energy, in Doom 2016. One could correctly describe it as "Audio Violence".
Demon 1: Dude, what's that hellish noise?
Demon 2: That's Argent Metal. You should check it out, it'll rip and tear your ear drums.
Argent Metal by NikkMann July 12, 2021
kid:mom I had algebra today
mom: WTF, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE SON!
algebra by beany16 September 5, 2011

The Algenys

A mystical creature who strives for nothingness.

Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can feed a small African tribe.

Pubic hair is usually thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. A typical Algenys will shed a full coat of pubic hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to track.

During mating season The Algenys will flash its dimples to attract brown Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.

The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts
The Algenys' aliases:
-Al
-Algenocide
-Crumps
The Algenys by H3206 October 17, 2011

Algebraic Anxiety 

The helpless, panicky feeling one experiences when completely and utterly clueless in algebra class.
I had a bad case of Algebraic Anxiety yesterday while learning how to factor polynomials.
An evil form of magic that only the best of sorcerers can master. Not only does it involve numbers, but letters (mostly x and y). They somehow rearrange themselves into supposedly simpler forms of themselves. I don't know how because I have not mastered the dark magic of algebra yet, nor do I intend to. Teachers try to teach you formulas to learn the magic, but half the time it would only take a true sorcerer to know what's going on.
Teacher: Today in algebra, we will be learning about simplifying fractions. Simplify the following problem:
10x/3x2 + 4/x-1 + 5/6x

Me: *Head explodes trying to comprehend the magic involved*
algebra by iduncurr May 21, 2009