A retarded kid who spends his whole life at his computer and never leaves his home. He spends all day on tranceaddict.com tpying short one liner posts and spamming the humour sections with pathetic old "jokes" that everybody has seen a million times before that he obviously gets sent to him via a subscription email service. he does all this in a pathetic attempt to have the most posts on the forum. While doing this, he can't even speak any English and writes with no punctuation. He's also an MP3 kiddie and will only listen to NEW stuff. Anything is crap to him if it's more than 2 months old or isn't by some big producer.
See "retard" for a more simple definition of this character.