|1.||The Corwin Hot Shot|
When a older man (preferably a "Corwin") cuts a slit in his dickhead and analy rapes a jewish infant. He then pulls out his shit-infested, yeast covered, and blood soaked little penis out of the infant's asshole and makes a hitler mustache on the childs face. He then proceeds to splooge shit, cum, blood, and yeast in one of the childs holes (This acts like a glaze or sauce to cover a uncooked chicken) and tosses it into an oven preheated to 2000 degrees and munches on it.
Synonyms: The German Chum Shot, The Hitler Snipe-Show
Yo what are you doing right now Bruce?
Wait a sec, im currently doing The Corwin Hot Shot to some little infant. Hes cooking right now, I can talk in a bit.
Not sure if this is actually feasible, but when you wrap sandpaper around your penis pour on a little hot sauce, and do a chick in the ass.
When I gave her the Arizona Hotrock, she started to cry, due to her burning asshole...but I quenched the fires with my spunk.
|3.||Mobile Shit Splasher|
When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.
Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.