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passive aggressive lol 

The act of using typing an angry(ish) message to someone but adding 'lol' to the end in order not to come off as angry/ irritated despite actually being angry/ irritated.
Emma: hey bbe, did u wash the dishes?? E xx

Dave: sry, been watching football. Will do l8r. D xx

Emma: u had better or I swear I will be pissed lol. E xx

A fine example of the passive aggressive lol.

Passive aggressive 

Acting upon agression in a non-confrontational manner.
Being passive aggressive is eating the last piece of your brothers cake.. not because you wanted it. Just because he pissed you off earlier and you knew he wanted it.

aggressive snuggler 

Someone who is very comfortable with physical affection (think Abby Scuito from NCIS) and is not afraid to be bold in initiating it, especially with their significant other.
Boy: "What are you doing?"

Girl: "I'm an aggressive snuggler. Deal with it."

Slightly scared, he put an arm around her waist and let her hold him, not wanting to feel her wrath.

Shits aggressively 

The act of shitting aggressively.
Guy number 1: Oh hey!

Guy number 2: *shits aggressively*
Guy number 1: wtf

Status Aggressive 

Updating one's online (eg, facebook, twitter) status with an ambiguous, passive aggressive statement.
I think Rick is being all status aggressive. Did you see his FB status? "Rick is sick of douchebags"--you don't think he's still mad about the ferret in the underwear thing, do you?

Sassive-Aggressive

To be passive-aggressive in a sassy tone of voice. The passive-aggressive comes from the words you use, while the sass comes from the vocal inflections you use when talking. It is more effective than just being sassy or passive-aggressive because you can use both at once for a double-whammy of insults.
*Two girls talking*
Girl 1: Do you like my new shirt? I picked it up at target.

Girl 2(sassily): Oh, I love how you just wear anything!

Girl 1: Damn bitch, that was really sassive-aggressive!