argile socks 

a pattern on socks

"Jimmy put your argile socks on for school, don't you just love the pattern?"

🎤I got my socks on,
I got my socks off,
I got my argile socks on

argile socks by flip_4_life May 16, 2016

Duke of Argyle's 

Cockney Rhyming slang for particularly painful piles.

Mum - Hiya son, did you enjoy your curry last night?

Son - Yes but now my Duke of Argyle's are in a right bloody state!

Duke of Argyle's by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Felix Argyle 

Possibly the cutest anime trap ever to exist. Once you see an image of this cat-humanoid beauty you'll immediately become gay, and want to search Google for "Felix Argyle porn". You'll end up in your bedroom for hours upon hours. Don't like weeb-shit? Think again.

"Hey dude, did you see that meme on Lacy's Discord server? Who the fuck was that hot anime girl?" "Naw, dude, that's just a guy called Felix Argyle. Hahaha you're so fucking gay". "Wait, he's a guy? Fuck me!"

Felix Argyle by sarconah June 1, 2018

arglefumph 

Arglefumph is a YouTuber with a high amount of subscribers (not listed here, as this cannot be updated, but as of October 22, 2013, he had 21,357 subscribers). He does walkthroughs for Nancy Drew, Phoenix Wright, Haunted Halls, Professor Layton and Zelda. He started his YouTube channel on September 25th, 2007, and since then he has become quite popular, providing a major source for alternative games to Minecraft, Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty. Arglefumph was created by Michael Gray, who was born in 1986. He has a blog that talks mostly of opinion, philosophy and gaming. He also has a Twitter account for his YouTube channel.

I was watching arglefumph the other day when Nancy Drew fell down an elevator shaft and died. I thought to myself; what would the world do without the second chance button?

arglefumph by GameOverTown October 22, 2013

Agilent

The quality of being simultaneously agile and vigilant.

Batman is agilent, especially in the Batmobile.

Always remember to be agilent after school.

Agilent by BatmanIsMyHomeboy January 22, 2011

ARGIE 

ARGIE is a name that corresponds goodliness .
A- always
R-recognizes
G-God's

I- instructions

E- everyday

Be a good argie if you want to be in goodliness

ARGIE by RJ4 August 18, 2021

agile methodology 

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

agile methodology by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018