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Area 51 Motorsports 

A gang based in Spanaway Washington that is not respected by any other gang or law enforcement agency as a real gang but instead it is widely known as some wannabe rednecks who think they are cool. The leader now resides in Copperas Cove Texas with his ugly retarded wife and bridge troll mother in law.
Real thug: Yo my homie repazent yo clik! Fake Redneck: Area 51 Motorsports
Real Thug: ha ha I'll kick your ass.
Fake Redneck: Cries to mommie and takes vicodin.
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Easton area middle school

Easton area middle school is a sexists,lowkey rasist, annoying ass school with fake people left and right, creepy teachers (me.bernside),and bitch ass principles. You’ll often feel the need to jump outta windows,and throw yourself in front of moving vehicles after attending Easton. People will often compare it to hell
Person one: I go to hell
Person two:Easton area middle school?
Person one:yea
Person two:yeah me to
Person one: let’s kill ourself

Person two:yeahh!!!

Great Area 51 Massacre 

A massacre that happened in Amargosa Valley at U.S. top secret facility Area 51 on Sept. 20, 2019. We lost over five hundred thousand of our best redditers that day.
Presidential tweet moments after the Great Area 51 Massacre:

"Yesterday, Sept 20, 2019—a date which will live in infamy—the United States of America's top secret facility was deliberately attacked by millennials and Gen Z forces by the empire of Reddit."

Bay Area High School Smashers

A group of dedicated, misguided, and ignorant people who play Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch. Contrary to the other crews of the Bay Area, they carry a train of logic so misinformed that they must use their loud voices over their intelligence. With their incredibly wacky takes about the bestselling game, they reside in the Bay Area High School Smash Discord Server so their reasons remain shielded from public backlash. They remain abbreviated as BAHSS.
"I think olimar is mid tier at best"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"

"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"

Backblast Area Clear 

a. a military cautionary statement, when one is firing the AT-4. One looks behind them, scanning for personnel 100 meters back in a 90 degree cone, once it is clear they yell backblast area clear and fire.

b. One looks behind them, and whether it's clear or not, yells BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR, and rips a loud veracious fart.

a. READY, BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR, FIRE FIRE FIRE

b. Hey Tom, backblast area clear, RIPPPPPP HAHAHAHA

Area 51 Massacre 

Aftermath of an internet trend stemmed from a Facebook post titled: "Storm Area 51, they can't stop us all", with a total of around 2.5 million people contributing.

On September 20th 2019, one of the largest civilian massacres in history took place. A total of 150,000 people turned up in Nevada to follow up on the trend and Storm the Military Base - the common interests were to "Clap those alien cheeks", "see them aliens" and acquire supposed futuristic technologies.

After 110,000 of the attendees stormed the base and fell, those remaining managed to enter the base. They had a short 10 minute window before reinforcements arrived, and they planned to use this time to find that which the trend was started for.

Unfortunately, the 40,000 realised they were unsuccessful, and so, as if pigs in a slaughterhouse, 500,000 soldiers rolled in to take the lives of the remaining civilians.

~September 11th, 2099
Tim: "Did you learn about the Area 51 Massacre at school?"

Bob: "Yeah, is that the one where Keanu Reeves died?"