|1.||Are You Aware...|
this block of nonsensical text is to be used as a device to baffle and incite confusion amoungst users of internet forums
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
A: guys life sucks and im thinking about blowing off my face with a shotgun and/or swallowing a bottle of pills. what should i do?
B: are you aware...
A miscer is a member of the misc section of the bodybuilding.com forums. While most of the bodybuilding.com forums are geared towards the bodybuilding lifestyle, with a few exceptions, the misc section is generally where all the unrelated random topics tend to be posted.
Miscers are predominatley male in the 18-34 age bracket. Although many claim to be avid bodybuilders, a lot do not look it judging by their avatar pictures.
Miscers tend to be a cynical, impatient and fickle lot and do not take kindly to unfunny trolling. Said trolls are often dealt with harshly and negged to oblivion.
Most miscers are looked down upon by other members of the forum because they post almost exclusively in the misc section and many do not even work out. It is also where most of the forums trolls congegrate.
To make it as a miscer your main goal should be providing entertainment to the other misc members. Probably the easiest way would be providing comedy relief or posting something informative or of an 'epic' nature.
Miscer Troll: "What's up my fellow miscers? Are you aware that protein harms your liver? Don't take protein brahs, stay natural like me!"
HERE and NOW at this moment in time reading this word as an abreviation of two words NOT another word called your,
as in it is "your idea" or "your fault" or "your property was taken."
Are you aware of this difference?
You are IS NOT your. IT IS "You're" ' this takes the letter and space.
Be lazy and say "ur" or "ure" instead. thank you.
The presence of you, is now.
I am too, so is she and he also they are.
NOT YOUR MELT
which really means a studious whimpy nerd with no street smarts.
YOU'RE not wrong about that
UR gonna see da show tonite innit- I'm paying loike..
URE sure u can handle the txting nan
In a magazine article, Avril proclaimed, "I don't write 'Oh-baby-baby' songs". And what about Losing Grip. "Are you aware of what you make me feel, baby" oh what a contradictor. Avril means
A - Avril
V - Virginity
R - Recently
I - Is
L - Lost
^ because she fucked a lot, and brainwashes the world with her nonsense attitude that should be burnt in a basin of Hellfire (aka Eternal Damnation). May whoever who creates this puppet blesses its soul.. um it doesn't have one in the first place
Anna: Hi I recently "Avril"
John: What are you talking about?
Anna: Anna Virginity Recently Is Lost
John: My bad!
See also fake, get a life, originality please and fake oh yeah posuer so French :)
|5.||You Are Aware|
See You Know}
Person 1 wins at video game, then taunts the loser with a big fat "You are aware!!!"
The difference between liberals and progressives is the difference between thought and action.
Aware, consienctous, flexible, realistic;
Promoters of Harm Reduction.
Journalist: Are you liberal or progressive?
Paper Pusher: Liberal. Isn't Progressive an Era?
Journalist: Are you liberal or progressive?
Outreach Worker:What do you think?
When a man who is very effeminate and an OBVIOUS closet case homosexual is engaged to be married to a woman. At times he may not be gay but act JUST metrosexual enough that you could SWEAR you smell a hint of cum on his breath. If he was heterosexual, he would be her fiance, but since the probability is high that he likes dick too... he is better titled as her fiange.
The woman in this farce of a relationship may be aware of this, she may be oblivious to it, or she just may not be bothered by this because she is sleeping with her co-worker/friend's husband on the sly.
Setting: An office cube somewhere...
Female Co-Worker: Hey, did you hear that Bob & Stacey are engaged!?
Male Co-Worker: (laughs) Oh... you mean "en-GAY-ged"?
Female Co-Worker: Huh... I don't get it?
Male Co-Worker: What!? Are you blind, deaf, or should I just call you Helen Keller? Bob is as queer as a picnic basket in January! Lispy ass voice, and that swishy, prancy walk of his. I think he may even wear women's jeans.
Female Co-Worker: Well, how could Stacey and him have been together for so long if he's gay?
Male Co-Worker: Because, you moron, she is sleeping with everyone's husbands around here. Bob is her fiange... kind of like a fiance except were all pretty sure he likes dick as much as she does... I mean, come on, if she was getting her needs taken care of by Bob... why would she be sleeping with so-and-so's husband?
Female Co-Worker: Wow... maybe you're right!
Male Co-Worker: Duh!