|1.||Are you asking me out?|
Something random that you say in response to any statement or question thrown at you by another, in an attempt to embarrass that person.
This should be said in a voice loud enough to be heard by others, in order to get the full effect.
Very similar to the famous Billy Madison line "No, I won't make out with you!"
Guy: Hey, can I borrow a piece of paper?
Girl: Are you asking me out?
|2.||Heem Me Off|
It is the act of requesting and or receiving sexual favors.
It is the equivalent to asking for someone to "Get me out the way"
"Are you trying to Heem Me Off?"
A mysterious body of knowledge, usually related to the relationships between men and women, that some say is denied them.
First discovered on a relationship forum in late 2010 / early 2011; a young man insisted that forum members were blocking him from acquiring "normal knowledge" of relationships. When queried about the nature of this knowledge, said young man refused to answer, resorting to an annoying repetition of "Why are you denying me normal knowledge?!?"
I want to know why you say I should just go out on a date, instead of sitting here on the forum asking questions?!? What do you mean? Why are you denying me normal knowledge?
The people on Earth that were attacked, and cheated out of their land. Life for them was destroyed from the moment white people entered their country. The Lumbee tribe, in particular, are especially strong and proud of their heritage. They do not live on reservations. Most live in Robeson County, N.C. The Lumbees are also believed to be descendents of the "Lost Colony", though it hasn't been proven. Also, the Ku Klux Klan attempted to attack the Lumbees, but the Lumbees fought back and owned them. You come lookin' for a fight, boy, you don't wanna know how bad you'll get beat. I am a proud Lumbee, and I am kind of tired of stupid people asking me if I am Indian from India, or Hispanic. Get your facts straight people.
Idiot talking to me - "Hey, are you mexican?"
Me - "No, I am Native American, actually. I am part of the Lumbee Tribe, one of the many types of Native Americans."
Idiot talking to me - "So, you're mexican, right?"
Me - "Go sit in the corner."
|5.||thinking in loud|
A polite way to tell someone who thinks out loud either too much or too loudly to shut the fuck up.
<Person 1>: I wonder if I should eat food today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me something?
<Person 1>: No. Just thinking out loud.
<Person 2>: ......
<Person 1>: What should I wear today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me?
<Person 1>: No I am just talking to myself.
<Person 2>: Well do you mind thinking in loud because you're bothering me.
Real Definition: "Laugh Out Loud"
Common Uses for the Word LOL on IRC (Internet Relay Chat): "I have nothing better to say"
"I can't be bothered to read about your promotion or your new Land Rover, so i'll put this instead, lol"
"I don't care stop asking me for a reply"
"How can you expect an answer, you've won the arguement, clear off"
Person: I have just been promoted to MD of a multinational bank, recieved a flash new car, a 15 bedroom house, a model for a wife and sat here talking to you
Interlectual: LOL! :)
Person: How are you?
Interlectual: NAF, LOL!
Person: - a quote from anything more expansive than a picture book -
Interlectual:....... LOL :)
a surefire way of finding out if somebody is drunk
-"dude, i am not drunk. ask me any maths question you like."
- "er, ok. what's 4 squared?"
- "mate, why the fuck are you asking me maths questions?"