Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".

Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021

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Archivalist

A combination of the words Archivist and Survivalist.

Used to denote someone who hordes information that may help in any random situation, much like a survivalist makes preparations for widespread catastrophe.

Person A: Why do you have e-books on Lockpicking, Herbal remedies, Helicopter Piloting and 1000 other random subjects?

Person B: I'm an archivalist....I can't help it.

Archivalist by RavensBane March 1, 2011

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Archivalchemy

The process of transforming, blending, or reimagining archives by combining elements from multiple sources to create new, hybrid forms of meaning, knowledge, or narrative. It involves a dynamic interaction of archival materials, recontextualizing them to uncover unexpected connections, contradictions, or syntheses, akin to an alchemical practice that seeks to transmute base materials into something more valuable or profound.

d1 Dude, we can archivalchemy our own mythical creatures bro!
d2 Waht you mean bro?

d1 Dude, the DRAGON itself is an example of it!
d2 Bro I DO NOT get what you saying man.
d1 GET A DEGREE YO or just follow cyberphunkisms

d2 Yeah but thats not even, you can just read up on mythology.
d1 true i was being a nativeadvertisement bro

d2 oh yeah we are bombarded by that

d1 yeah thats whay its a cyberpunk dystopia bro
d2 trueeee, skeet skeet look i made a squirrel with a crocodile head!
d1 dude nice archivalchemy!

Archivalchemy by cyberphunkisms January 20, 2025

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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