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anal arboretum 

1) A botanical garden living in someone's asshole
2) Someone who enjoys woody objects shoved in to their rectum
"When I fart, it smells like lilac"
"That's because you have a fucking flower garden in you anal arboretum"
anal arboretum by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018
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Abbotted 

Term describes someone who, while out at a restaurant with a group, receives their meal after everyone at the table has already been served.

Can only be used to describe a situation where everyone at the table receives their food, and server must go back to kitchen to get the last dish.
(Server brings out food for everyone but Chris)

Chad says: "You just got Abbotted."
Chris says: "God dammit."
Abbotted by Sn0w13allz July 29, 2009

Newton Abbot 

A tiny little town in south devon where everyone knows and has probably slept with everyone by the age of 15 which is made up of...
1. ASDA
2. Charity shops
3. Old people
4. Chavs
5. Skaters
6. Pubs
and..... that's about it
Lets go to Newton Abbot today......

What will we do?
Lets go to Asda?
Yaaaaaay!
Newton Abbot by S.17 December 2, 2011

The Abbot 

A nickname for rapper/producer the Rza of the Wu-Tang Clan
The Abbot just released a new Bobby Digital CD.
The Abbot by The 4th Horseman August 6, 2008

Spring Arbor University 

Where everything is against the concept...except playing scrabble.
Justin: hey wanna come over and watch a movie?
Ashley: No i cant its not open hours!
Justin: Thanks Spring Arbor University now we will go play scrabble in the lobby but only until 2.

Abbottsfield 

Yo, Z. Lets go pop some foo's in abbottsfield.
Abbottsfield by Aaron:) June 18, 2009