Arborosexual 

The sexual orientation toward the world of insects.
Not to be confuses with formicophilia, which is the act of being crawled by insect and deriving sexual pleasure.

- Gay bi straight?
- Arborosexual!
- What?
- I like to fuck those ants pussies, they are so tight!

Arborosexual by Pellostyle September 14, 2016

arboriholic 

A person that lives, breathes, speaks and is passionate about trees. Someone that can't talk about anything else but tree's and the care for them.

I thought that he would never shut up about tree's he must be an Arboriholic!

arboriholic by Thetreewhisperer September 17, 2017

arborous 

the sexual attraction to trees

Johnny Depp made love to a tree, and therefore, is arborous.

arborous by GaucheProductions October 18, 2011

arborophile 

A person who likes trees. A lot. Most people don't go around getting it on with the foliage, so it's usually used as an insult.

Bro #1: Shit man look at this tree! THOSE BRANCHES.
Bro #2: Mang you are such an arborophile.

arborophile by Skulll May 17, 2010

arbortion 

The killing of fetal trees.

Johnny committed arbortion, smashing the acorns to bits.

arbortion by Richard Cresswell December 23, 2003

Arborist 

1) A person who discriminates againist trees. 2) Some one who hates on trees because their trees.

Friend 1 " Man, all these trees look alike"
Friend 2 "your such a arborist"

Those lazy good for nothing trees taking up all my good CO2 that I worked hard to make, I was born an arborist and I will die an arborist. (when you burn a wooden cross at a tree lovers place it has a double meaning)

Arborist by DVS Lee September 1, 2013

Arborism

Act of working with trees under the table to maximize milking the government of all the free benefits possible .

Lance is guilty of arborism.

Arborism by Tskyfox6969 November 3, 2018