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Arbitrarium 

A museum of the arbitrary.
I want to open an arbitrarium and fill it with things like statues of people who have feet for hands, photographs of people on the beach who went there just because they felt like it, a diorama of a courthouse scene in which a judge is delivering a sentence based on his whim rather than on the facts of the case. A rock from my shoe. A dead squirrel. The letter M. An empty candy wrapper. The sound of silence!
Arbitrarium by Ikhnaton Skypeople November 16, 2019
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arbitron 

an arbitrary unit of measure, often used as a joke.
I am 467 arbitrons better than you at stuff.
arbitron by roboatse August 6, 2008

Arbitrary Imposition

Something determined by chance, whim or impulse and not by nessessity or principle that is burdonsome or an unfair demand.
"I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman.

Name Arbiters 

These goddamn motherfuckers who write gross generalizations on Urban Dictionary about what certain names, generalizing the personality traits of the people given those names at birth.
Name Arbiters- As If they speak for all Andrew's and John's and Alex's and etc. Who made them the fucking arbiters of name-meaning? Why am I wasting my time writing this stupid bullshit when i could be looking at my gay-midget-incestual-bestiality- snuff films shot in Siberia by the russian mafia?
Arbiter Thel 'Vadam (formerly "Thel 'Vadamee"), often simply referred to as The Arbiter amongst players, was a distinguished Sangheili. At the apogee of his career with the Covenant he served as the Supreme Commander of the Fleet of Particular Justice. However, following the destruction of Installation 04, he was stripped of his rank, and forced to don the ancient armor of Arbiter. He accepted the position of Arbiter to continue his service to the Covenant, even in his disgraced state. The Arbiter is always sent on a suicidal mission to claim great honor in death, so he was not expected to live. However, the Hierarchs (and later the Jiralhanae that the Prophets used to attempt to assassinate the Arbiter) underestimated his skill, and he survived. He, along with the rest of the Sangheili, allied themselves with Humans, after the Gravemind told him of the Halo's true purpose, and was betrayed by his Covenant brethren. He later swore vengeance on The Prophet of Truth.
Simply, Arbiter is god.
Arbiter by 'Rtas Vadumee April 2, 2009

Arbitrator 

A judge, jury & executioner at a one stop shop.
Usually a posher version of a normal lawyer.
This rare breed of attornies mastered the art of ripping you off your life savings by enjoying government protection because their trials and secret and not published.

This is the type of lawyer that sits behind a mahgony desk sipping scotch and talking to his fellow Freemason friends about the beauty of the 1st amendment while you soil your a*# out in courts.
Trump decided to withdraw from NAFTA because he found that the arbitrators judgments were unfair towards the United States.
Arbitrator by Urban Jack 11 February 13, 2017