Shat-in-absentia 

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

Shat-in-absentia by YAWA August 21, 2016

Appsentia 

An Applicatioin that is Past its Prime

That App was HOT a year ago, but where is it today? In appsentia

Appsentia by EStarr(z) July 20, 2010

The Absentia Lardum Effect 

The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.

I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.

The Absentia Lardum Effect by Verosumatic October 5, 2016

assential 

Combination of "ass" and "essential" together. Having a physical characteristic that makes a person's ass the best part of the person.

(tongue in cheek) Her assential qualities make up for her lack of personality.

assential by doradothedog May 19, 2010

assential errand 

During 'shelter in place', essential errands are allowed. Does that mean booty calls are permissible? We shall call it.. . an assential errand.

..But officer, I'm trying to complete an assential errand.

assential errand by dualitysillusionlovestruth March 20, 2020

Assentials 

I think you can guess what this means.

She's sweet, she's nice, and she's super intelligent and all but she's really missing the assentials I need in a girl. Too bad.

Assentials by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011

absentia 

the best loke ever.
loke = local band, starting now.
anyways.
so they're my favorite band, a foursome. all seem to have incredible hair, they rock me out for hours listening to their amazingly recorded music.
mitch is hard as nails
brad rocks out like hell
matts voice has sex written all over it
and
jer has his own perfume line.

absentia rocks my toaster oven.

absentia by hannah- January 3, 2005