2) A Piece of Shit
3) Advanced Placement Classes
ordinary guy: "oooh... shut the hell up fucking dorky!
2) "That porn website is really aps"
3) "Guess the school ur horny sister goes doesn't have aps, but you don't mind cuz she fucks the principal every day"
Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
A tendency of a person in which they claim to be ready to do something, (i.e get with a girl,) and back out of the situation for no apparent reason.
D: I know man, but he never takes up an opportunity like that, he's got APS.
girl 2: OMG I thot her and Stacey were bestfriends
girl 1: Aps doesn't give a fuck she is a whore