The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.
Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!
The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.
"Mom, I'm pregnant!"
"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**
"...Happy April Fool's Day..."
day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00
putting clingfilm on the toilet seat
swapping around the draws
turning back alarm clocks
April 1rst. A day in which practical jokes are played. The second worst birthday surpassed only by febuary 29th
Gullible is written on the ceiling.
: A day when one's deepest desire comes *true*. (and fools all their friends on facebook!)
1. Alison changed her relationship status on facebook to "Alison is engaged" on April Fool's Day. Many of her facebook friends fell for it but Betty just laughed at her desperation.
2. Richard buys lotto every week and on April Fool's Day, he updates his facebook status to "Richard is now a millionaire!!! He just won lotto!!!"
The best day of the year to wear sandals.
Vince: Hey, man, your shoelace is untied!
Diggity Monkeez: Nice try, citizen.
'tis what today be. April 1. A day in which you play jokes on other people and make them feel like phewl
Afghanistan isn't a smelly country. Ha ha, April Fools.