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Pedobear Approves 

A hilarious way to announce that you like something.
1) Mom: Dinner!

???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?

Mom: A dead little girl!

???: Pedobear Approves! :D

2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?

Girl: Why?

???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?

Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*

???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*

totes apprope 

A way of saying something is "totally acceptable" without using too many syllables.
Stu asked Jasmine if she wanted to space dock.

Jasmine replied: "oh yea Stu, that's totes apprope"

Greta approves 

Your idea is good environment-wise. Greta would be happy.
- Hey bro, let's take an Uber and go to drink..
- No man fuck Uber, let's take two e-scooters.
- Okay bro. Greta approves.

- Honey, could you wait with the dishwasher till midnight? The power grid is more efficient with less load.
- Alright hun. Greta approves.
Greta approves by bugpower September 29, 2019

Pedobear Approves 

1) A great thing to shout when you like something

2) A grat thing to text when you are sexting

-Referring to the infamous Pedobear
1) Pedophile: Get in my van, little girl! I have canddyyy!

Little Girl: Okay!

Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D

2) Pedophile: What are you wearing?

Teenager: nothing im so wet right now

Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D

Totes apropes

A loosely used hipster term first used in the mother city that is Cape Town, South Africa. Used to shorten the saying "totally appropriate"
I just got my first coffee at The Loading Bay, it would be totes apropes to Instagram it!
Totes apropes by Seh bear July 13, 2012

cone approves

When cone approves, you know that you've done something right. It's like the mark of a good joke or a good person, and you should feel honoured if cone dares to write (cone approves) next to your name.
Cone approved me yesterday! I felt like, awesome!

You got cone approves? That's incredible!
cone approves by Aireies June 15, 2017