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Boner Hiding Apparatus 

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.
"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."
Boner Hiding Apparatus by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)
"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

Aparajita 

Amazingly gorgeous. Good sense of humor. Indian. Brilliant. The essence of awesome. Truly extraordinary. Very Genuine. Truly wants to help. A goddess in natural form.
Wow she was so nice yet beautiful! Yea she has to be, she's an Aparajita
Aparajita by chichilena August 21, 2012

Appranal 

The act of assessing another's anus to find ether its value or rating for anal sex.
Guy1: whats Jamerlyus doing today
Guy2: hes paying Jack for another appranal he still thinks he could fit more than me.
Appranal by big guy January 27, 2017

GOOCH Apparel 

A Beach/ Party/ Music/ Lifestyle Clothing company from Laguna Beach that is founded on the Laguna Beach slang word "GOOCH" that means awesome or epic!
"That Gooch Apparel shirt is GOOCH!"

or, That was such a GOOCH party last night!
GOOCH Apparel by Weezysteez August 30, 2013

apparefuckilently

a way of showing extreme dislike of something while saying it's apparent

also, to add to the apparentness of something
hey mike, did your teacher lose your test?

apparefuckilently they did tom, because my dad asked why I got an F on it.


dude that chick hella likes you

apparefuckilently she does...