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pussy appointment 

Similar to its counterpart "dick appointment". When a guy schedules a time/day to have sex with a female.
Guy 1: I'm pissed.
Guy 2: How come?

Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up
pussy appointment by WicKid February 5, 2017

dick appointment 

To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.
"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment
dick appointment by dickosarous October 21, 2012

Dick Appointment 

A dick appointment is when you schedule to have sex with a guy but no feelings are involved.
Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?

Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Dick Appointment by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018

Dick appointment 

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.
I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.
Dick appointment by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

Dental Appointment

Repeatedly punching someone or something in the face; so much so that they require a dental appointment.
Bro #1 - Bro, that guy's been talking shit about you all day...
Bro #2 - What!? Man he's just asking for a dental appointment...
Dental Appointment by Paul_5921 February 14, 2012

Chile Appointment 

When you have an appointment to have sexual intercourse with a male.
“I got my chile appointment tonight.”
“Hey gurl, I’m tryna crack my back with this chile appointment tonight!”
“Maria really cancelled on us for a chile appointment!”
Chile Appointment by boricuabooty January 20, 2020