Fuck to AppleTV 

The classier, more curated cousin of Netflix and chill. Implies a deliberate choice of a prestige show or artsy movie as background noise for getting down, typically involving moody lighting, overpriced candles, and the illusion of taste. You’re not just hooking up—you’re hooking up with taste.

He poured wine, put on Slow Horses, and lit a candle. Total ‘fuck to AppleTV’ energy.

Fuck to AppleTV by Theallsunday July 17, 2025

Appletard 

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: iTard.

Some Appletards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.

Appletard by JoshuaSmith November 3, 2007

Appleton 

An opulent city in Wisconsin north of Lake Winnebago. Commonly referred to by locals as "The Paris of the West".

Dan - "My dream is to one day move to Appleton."
Sam - "Ah yes Appleton, the Paris of the west!"

Appleton by dpex81 October 9, 2022

Appletard 

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.

That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.

Appletard by WartimeFirefighter June 27, 2010

appletart game 

A game invented in October 2009 at First Flight High School where participants use the word appletart or some of its variants. Originally it was focused on who could say it the loudest but has evolved over time. The ways to play include:
1. Who can say appletart the loudest?
2. Who can say appletart the most in a game?
3. Who will say appletart last?
4. Who will day appletart in the funniest or most awkward situations?
5. What word will be matched when someone says appletart? Will it be appletart, applepie, poptart, or something else?

1. kid 1: Appletart.
kid 2: Appletart!
kid 1: APPLETART!
Kid 1:APPLETART!!!
kid 3: AAAPPLETAAARRT!!!!!
kid 4: There goes another appletart game.

2. I love playing the appletart game. Appletart!

appletart game by appletartkid December 26, 2011

Appletard 

An individual whoe entire life is devoted to - indeed defined by - the existence of Apple products

ZOMG, crApple just released a new iPhone/iPad/iPod/iCar/iShoe/iChair that is slightly different to the model I already own - let's all go an queue up for four days just to be the first to own it!!!

Shut the fuck up, you Appletard

Appletard by Zebulebu June 5, 2011

Appleton Tower 

Appleton Tower is the ultimate place to shag for an Edinburgh Uni student. Not only does it have showers to use after, but it also has many discrete rooms to use to fuck your academic counterparts. However, some shaggers prefer the middle of the basement corridor, allowing it to fantastically go viral and give bored uni students something to laugh about.

'I have a tutorial in Appleton Tower tomorrow, i'm probably going to get chlamydia'

Appleton Tower by UpTheSciennes February 22, 2019