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Mysterious Apple Turnover

When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.
Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.

apple turnover 

When the male fucks a girl rough until she bleeds then turns her over and repeats anal .
Keith gave Cathie an apple turnover last night and she can't walk

Apple Turnover 

A maneuver invented by members of the Apple family where one shoves a half (or whole if you're adventurous) into your partner's rectum/vagina and fist them accordingly until the apple is crushed into a paste and then proceed to eat it out.
"Why are we out of Apples?"
"Me and my gf had an Apple Turnover yesterday"
"Breh tmi"
Apple Turnover by Adolf Alex October 20, 2015

apple turnover 

Tasty treats that can be eaten at Kroger for free after midnight. No sexual connotation, they are just mighty delicious.
MMM My apple turnover is delicious, good thing I can just throw the box somewhere when i am finished and not pay for it.

apple turnover 

A computer user who has previously only used PC/Windows based machines but now converts to only use Apple products.
After buying the iPhone, Carl has become a total apple turnover.
apple turnover by Neurotic Monkey January 7, 2010

Sideways apple turnover 

The sexual position in which two males, (females for humping purposes only), one on his back while laying on his partner's stomach. The bottom partner's legs should be snuggled around the other's body. This is all while having anal sex.
Jacob-"Kevin, have you ever had a sideways apple turnover with your partner?"