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A man who owns greater than 5 apple products and actively endorses the brand to microsoft users, by informing them that apple is superior
I have 10 macbooks. Apple is my maiden, as I am an applesexual. What is this microsoft you talk about, I don't even know
by Microsoft_is_da_best March 09, 2011
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