bonita applebum 

A Tribe Called Quest used the term bonita applebum to describe a woman whose quest in life is to make guys feel like men, by putting them on. These bonita applebums are the best of both worlds by being passive and authoritive

"Chairman of the board, the chief of affections
You got mine's to swing in your direction"

"bonita applebum you gotta put me on"

bonita applebum by onlyermo October 4, 2006

Applegummy 

n.
1. A delicious heart-shaped chewy gummy flavored with real apple juice. Made by Kasugai Seika co. in Japan.

2. An random exclamation, perfect because it is just so random.

1. I heard Wegmans sells those applegummies.

2. Applegummy!!!!!

Applegummy by Zaraen December 13, 2005

applecumdumpster 

An apple pie that is served after you have sex with it. A deposit of semen is usually required to complete the recipe.
Also defined as, "A relative of the soggy biscuit, this dilectable treat is created when a male inserts his penis into an apple strudel and climaxes, filling it with monkey custard."

:Our Special today is the applecumdumpster. :That sounds delicious!.. Wait..

applecumdumpster by spidermoneyshot November 7, 2010

Applegasm 

The joy of owning an Apple product is so great, the owner or potential owner will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the owner's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.

Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with an empty mind, zombie-like grin.

Applegasms are most common after owners or potential owners stand in line for hours or days while waiting for the next great product.

Dude, you got the new Apple! you look like you just had an Applegasm.

Applegasm by Applegasmer September 13, 2012

bonita applebum 

1- A girl with a nice booty
2- A song from 'A Tribe Called Quest

Bonita Applebum I said you gotta put me on.

bonita applebum by Sway June 8, 2004

applegasm 

apple·gasm (noun)

The joy of eating an apple is so great, the eater will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the eater's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.
Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with apple bits and juice.

Golden Delicious applegasms are most common.

Dude, you look like you just had an applegasm.

applegasm by Vitamin December 13, 2008

bonita applebum 

A fine ass woman with a big soft ass.

1. Bonita Applebum, you got it going on...
2. Let me get some tonite, Bonita Applebum...

bonita applebum by DeShaun April 18, 2006