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Applegasm 

The joy of owning an Apple product is so great, the owner or potential owner will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the owner's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.

Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with an empty mind, zombie-like grin.

Applegasms are most common after owners or potential owners stand in line for hours or days while waiting for the next great product.
Dude, you got the new Apple! you look like you just had an Applegasm.
Applegasm by Applegasmer September 13, 2012

Applesmash 

The act of destroying or breaking someone's phone because they recorded or took a picture of you without your permission.
I applesmash anybody that takes my picture or records me on snapchat because I hate being on camera.

My best friend applesmashed me because I recorded him fucking his wife from their closet.
Applesmash by dickmoby97 September 30, 2019

Appletastic 

a cute person who has rosy red apple cheeks, falls often, and is quite silly
Did you see what Ann did? She is so appletastic...
Appletastic by teeeeheeee;) November 16, 2010

applegasm 

apple·gasm (noun)

The joy of eating an apple is so great, the eater will emit a moan of pleasure and, depending on the eater's gender, will sometimes have a hard-on.
Immediately after having an applegasm, the eater's face will be covered with apple bits and juice.

Golden Delicious applegasms are most common.
Dude, you look like you just had an applegasm.
applegasm by Vitamin December 13, 2008

Applease 

A combination of “appease” and “please”.
Not actually a word but a combination of two words that mean the same thing.
I’m trying to applease my boss by showing up early so I can get a raise.
Applease by awmm August 21, 2019

Appleachia 

A cultural region in the Eastern United States that's famous for its award-winning crunchy-sweet McIntosh, Cortland, Granny Smith, and Red/Yellow Delicious varieties.
Hiking da Appleachian Trail can indeed be an enjoyable experience, but you need to be very careful how you treat da residents as you pass through their locales, since many of those hard-working and somewhat-temperish rednecks deeply resent holier-than-thou "city-slicker" folks, and so they will be all too ready to lob multitudes of squishy rotten fruits at you if you piss them off.
Appleachia by QuacksO June 26, 2019