A group of twitter fangirl friends bound together by their common love of sex and fruit. They tend to be intimidating but mean no harm. The lives of many members have been ruined by various tv shows including Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, and Supernatural. This results in long twitter sleepovers until wee hours of the morning. They are a kind and accepting, yet often insane type of folk. Proceed with caution.
"Hey, what's that applecult thing?" "I don't know man, they're a bunch of sex crazed hippies"
An apple pie that is served after you have sex with it. A deposit of semen is usually required to complete the recipe.
Also defined as, "A relative of the soggy biscuit, this dilectable treat is created when a male inserts his penis into an apple strudel and climaxes, filling it with monkey custard."
When you are not looking, and someone "unexpectedly" takes a queef in your applesauce, yogurt, or cottage cheese
My friend and I were hanging out at my house eating applesauce, when I had to go to the bathroom. Once I got back, my applesauce tasted funny. I asked my friend what happened, and he said, "I just made an applequeef."