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A group of twitter fangirl friends bound together by their common love of sex and fruit. They tend to be intimidating but mean no harm. The lives of many members have been ruined by various tv shows including Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, and Supernatural. This results in long twitter sleepovers until wee hours of the morning. They are a kind and accepting, yet often insane type of folk. Proceed with caution.
"Hey, what's that applecult thing?" "I don't know man, they're a bunch of sex crazed hippies"
applecult by Snappleyard January 4, 2013

applecumdumpster 

An apple pie that is served after you have sex with it. A deposit of semen is usually required to complete the recipe.
Also defined as, "A relative of the soggy biscuit, this dilectable treat is created when a male inserts his penis into an apple strudel and climaxes, filling it with monkey custard."
:Our Special today is the applecumdumpster. :That sounds delicious!.. Wait..

applecest 

Incestous shippings (made usually by bronies or "cloppers") involving ponies from the Apple Family from My little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Examples of applecest:

Big Mac x Applejack

Braeburn x Applejack

Braeburn x Big Mac
applecest by yourFACE July 22, 2012

Applecentric

To feel superior in comparison to devoted PC users
That new girl in the office is so Applecentric! She poured coffee on my PC and used my CDs as coasters, let's hide dildos in her desk.
Applecentric by Cubeshine January 19, 2007

applecheese

the horrid smell that comes out of one's back end after eating any kind of cheese from Applebees
see also: fart
i can't tell what is worse last night when i had to drop a baconator or today's applecheese
applecheese by Matt Huff December 12, 2010

Applequeef 

When you are not looking, and someone "unexpectedly" takes a queef in your applesauce, yogurt, or cottage cheese
My friend and I were hanging out at my house eating applesauce, when I had to go to the bathroom. Once I got back, my applesauce tasted funny. I asked my friend what happened, and he said, "I just made an applequeef."
Applequeef by Timboslice102 May 5, 2011