Urban Dictionary: apple-knocker

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2.	apple-knocker
	buy apple-knocker mugs, tshirts and hoodies a rural person, a rustic person Get out of my buisness you apple-knocker. appleknocker apple knocker bamma country bumpkin hayseed hick hillbilly redneck trailer trash white trash yahoo by Light Joker Aug 15, 2007 share this
1.	Apple-knocker
	buy apple-knocker mugs, tshirts and hoodies A Hudson Valley (NY) rube descended from the original Dutch settlers. Red Skeleton's character, Clem Kaddlehopper was an apple-knocker. rube hick hayseed rustic hill-billy by headhood Nov 23, 2007 share this
3.	Apple-knocker
	buy apple-knocker mugs, tshirts and hoodies A hay shaker, hick, or gobby from the country. A country cousin, an unlettered rube. Get a load of that apple-knocker trying to mail a letter in the fire alarm box! rube hick country cousin flapper shrik sheba 1920's gobby by Bob Proczko Oct 16, 2006 share this


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