Code for lets get fucking shitfaced this weekend
Hey lets go to the orchard this weekend and go apple picking.

No Kelsey, I'm not alcoholic like you.
by grass eater October 18, 2009
Top Definition
Engaging in a pattern of theft where one "picks" apple products (typically iPhones) out of unsuspecting passenger hands on Chicago public transportation systems like the L.

Can be color-coded to denote specific lines of the L
"Haven't seen you in a minute man, where you been at?"

"I was Red apple picking last night and got 2 old 3Gs and a brand new 4GS."

"Better sell those quick before they get hot and woowoowoo."
by Are2Dee2 January 05, 2012
To rob people exiting trendy nightlife bars by hitting them on the back of the head with a brick.
"There was an apple picking last night, you know, at that wine bar near my apartment building."
by kbaltered January 18, 2015
A crime currently gaining traction in urban areas in which someone steals an iPhone out of the user's hand and or pocket. The attacks sometimes involve force, though most of the time they are grab and runs. People who have been Apple picked often describe it as a horrifying if not demeaning experience in which they were psychically and or psychologically threatened.
Gangster 1: "Yo, I'm 'bout to go Apple picking man Imma sell that shit on ebaae"
Gangster 2: "Yae man, grab ya glock we goin steal a iPhone tonight!"

2 Hours later:

Gangster 1: "We totally Apple picked that bitch man!"
Gangeter 2: "What's that sound?"

This is the police, come out your house with your hands behind your head!

Gangster 1&2: Aeeeehhhhh shit!
by therewerenousernames October 21, 2013
Going to bars or other public places with the intent to talk to, flirt or pick up "women" with an adam's apple.
"Did you see that dude with John last night?" - alex

"Ya, they went apple picking last night" - tom
by Justin Power October 05, 2007
A girl sucking on ballsacks mid-bukkake.
my nut is sore since she went apple picking
by BIC38 September 19, 2014
The act during felatio or intercourse of gently twisting and then pulling on a man's testicles with the desired effect being to temporarily forestall orgasm.
Dude! My Girlfriend totally went Apple Picking last night. I lasted through Pink Floyd's "the Wall."
by Paraderain September 23, 2010
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