Image of a woman eating an apple with her legs provocatively open.
Photographer Ellen Von Unwerth's photo of three women sitting on a curb eating apples with their skirts positioned to expose their femininity inspired the creation of this word.
Sitting naked upon the floor and holding a half eaten apple between her knees, Marsha was the perfect picture of pure applecornography.
An athletic maneuver in which three to four people tie another person to the ceiling by either a rope around their legs or a rope around their stomach and proceed to spin them. It can only be performed by skilled athletes, for example, Noah. It is usually done in locker rooms from 9am to around 3pm.
A person who thinks Apple is the creme de la creme when it comes to computers, software, and personal electronics. Most do not, in fact, know anything about any of those, but will nonetheless insist that Apple products are always superior with the fervor of a Fundamentalist protesting a pride parade.
See also: applefag, appletard, iTard, applectomy
OP: Why should I care about the iPad, exactly? It has much lower specs than tablet PCs in the same price range, it can't be used for gaming or drawing, and it's just a big iPhone minus the ability to take pictures or make calls.
First: Inb4 Applecores.
Second: OP is an idiot. The iPad is the most amazing thing ever...(tl;dr)