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29.
The company that makes MacBooks and stuff. So yeah.
Life was a lot simpler when apples and blackberries were just fruits.
by i_like_pie0125 January 22, 2011
 
30.
A failed computer software company with pissy fanboys that are angry that an underdog company took the title of monopolization over computer software from them and put the company 6-feet under. And don't complain because no amount of bitching is going to change the fact that a "mighty" software company is hanging on by a thread with a fuckin' Mp3 player. Once the ipod is finnaly outdone, the company will be dead.(Thank god i can finally stop hearing morons trying to defend somtething like this).
"Hey did you see that new iphone from Apple?"
"Dude, I'd rather put my dick in a meat grinder than by a $600 dollar fuckin' phone."
by Sean GE June 18, 2007
 
31.
a evil coorperation that aim to take over the word and to destroy all joy in the world
RUN! It's Apple
by KTMdeathtothemac January 07, 2009
 
32.
The company that purposely creates new products that have the ability to have top of the line technology in them, but are held back to increase revenue.
Apple knows damn well they could have put a camera in the first iPad, why they didn't? They wanted everybody to have something to waste $500 MORE on.
by hatesapplebutstillbuysshit March 23, 2011
 
33.
In hockey, when a player gets an assist on a goal.
Johnny had 2 apples and a goal in the game.
by Brittonm April 10, 2008
 
34.
an apple is a really yummy fruit that is one of my personal favorites. yum yum!!
Dominque: hey Bailee want an orange?
Me: no thanks I will have an apple yum yum!!
by Bailee Ring September 23, 2006
 
35.
1) A computer company that started in 1970s when two Caucasian males decided to start a business. Is famous for iMacs, iBooks, and iPods. All their products have a certain clean, rather professional look about them. However, the computers/laptops don't let you download certain games, like .exe because it's for Windows only and it's a diff. operating system.

2) Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter. Apple Martin.
Products

Mac OS X
iMac
eMac
Power Mac
PowerBook
iBook
iPod
Apple Cinema Display
Mac mini
Xserve
AirPort
QuickTime
iLife
iTunes
iWork
Mighty Mouse
Aperture
by lmaoweresoscene October 21, 2005