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9.
A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch?

Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.
by Sir Shags-A-Lot January 02, 2009
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Qaulity computer that is the best choice for video, pictures, or music editing. Not for gaming due to compatibility issues. Morons like to argue which is better,Windows or Macs, I personally think that both are good for certain things. People who say that, "Windows sucks because it crashes every 2 minutes" either have never owned a windows computer,or just had a shitty computer and didn't set it up properly.
Macs are good and so are PC's.
by Hack Nike June 03, 2005
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It's a goddamn apple you retard what the fuck are you doing searching shit like apple?
You know what a fucking apple is, buttmunch.
by Whatthefuckareyouretarded August 04, 2012
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1. A popular technology brand all over the world. All though it has so many fuc*ed up products.
Jill: Hey Gregg did you get the new Apple iPad?
Gregg: No those things are so fuc*ed up! Who would want them?
by littlemonster222 January 09, 2011
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apples are unhealthy for you.
over consumption may lead to death.
Patricia had apples everyday and eventually died.
When examined for cause of death, they found a high level of apples and a neighbor had also seen Patricia eatting an apple the morning of the death.
by Dr Rosenburg XIXVIXX December 29, 2009
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40.
a 4-8 player game consisting of only men standing in a circle surrounding an apple. The players start to masturbate, last one to ejaculate has to eat the apple.

losing is not an option
Joe: Hey, Hank. Me and the guys are gonna play a game of apple after school, you in?

Hank: Nah, I played that game three times before, and lost twice....apples just don't taste the same......
by assfaggot November 02, 2009
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41.
An edible pomaceous fruit in the genus Malus related to pears.
The apple is an edible pomaceous fruit in the genus Malus relatedto pears.
by Plantwriter November 12, 2008
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C'mon, really? Do you honestly need a definition for this?
If you don't know what an apple is how are you using a computer?
by Themadbaron March 16, 2011
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