A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch?

Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.
by Sir Shags-A-Lot January 02, 2009
The most awesome computer company ever. (See also Macintosh, iPod, Alaskan Firedragon, (yes they created them,) and iPhone,
Apple Rocks!!!
by Swimman March 24, 2009
Sex and sex and even more sex
"I totally had Apple last night"
by shanaynaynayaa June 16, 2008
A derogatory term that pertains to black people. Apple is a symbol for black people usually meaning that they hang from trees either in lynching or as monkeys
John: K'sean u fuckin apple!
by Arsenio Demond Carter January 30, 2008
A computer army force that will try to throw a coup against the evil forces of Microsoft. Known for their hatred of the Blue Screen of Death. Led by ultranationalist Steve Jobs
Apple will overthrow Microsoft eventually
by Can of Worms January 19, 2008
Head of a man's penis.
Women prefer a man's Apple over a wussbag's PC.
by InternetPlayer January 13, 2007
The worst computer company in the world, next to dell.
Dude, i am thinking about getting an apple

Man, Yeah, u might as well get a Dell.
by Mac hater 1 August 07, 2006
Computer manufacturing company that creates a sleek and simple design upon which to work in. They are also famous for creating the ever popular iPod, which is becoming increasingly popular. There is a slight uncompatability issue, however the company is working on creating more programs to satisfy the customers. Mac users are becoming more numerous, and can potentially rise up next to Microsoft, achieving equilibrium in computer sales.
Macs are alien to me, since they aren't what I'm used to working at, but just because they're different doesn't mean I have to hate them.
by Zexus June 11, 2005

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