A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch?

Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.
by Sir Shags-A-Lot January 02, 2009
Apple- a word that can mean any other word
you are such an apple!
translation- you are such a weirdo!
by Zenon1 May 17, 2008
a fruit i eat
go suck an apple !
by thatemokid13 August 10, 2008
A codename for weed
Duude, my friends and i smoked like 5 apples last night
by funymonkeyX May 01, 2011
As well as a fruit, Apple is also a computer company that far out does any other. Their computers along with their iPods, iPhones, iPads, and iHomes, will soon take over the world.
"My new Apple computer rocks! " Said Sally.

"Whoa, my Apple iPod never freezes!" Exclaimed Dween.
by an intelligent human. February 02, 2010
sometimes....a "juicy apple"....is a nice booty....you know..."apple bottom jeans"....
I just loooooove a nice juicy apple.
by LNix101 August 27, 2008
The last line of defense against Microsoft taking over the world.
If it wasn't for Apple, Microsoft would've already taken over.
by Mr. Hamster Man November 28, 2009
A secret inside term for sex.

can be altered by other words to make it funnier
"I buy apples from the girls over there"

"damn i am horney, i need apple martinis badly."
by Aisu Karasu October 18, 2008

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