The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.
Dear Apple,

Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name.

Love,

Gwenyth

PS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.
by clarkecake July 11, 2005

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apples are unhealthy for you.
over consumption may lead to death.
Patricia had apples everyday and eventually died.
When examined for cause of death, they found a high level of apples and a neighbor had also seen Patricia eatting an apple the morning of the death.
by Dr Rosenburg XIXVIXX December 29, 2009

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A sweet fruit, liked by many, opposed equally. The colors of an apple can vary from red, green, and yellow. Apples are also grown in trees.
Jack: "Those apples were gross!"
Jill: "No they weren't."
by The Human Being/Person December 04, 2016

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It's a goddamn apple you retard what the fuck are you doing searching shit like apple?
You know what a fucking apple is, buttmunch.
by Whatthefuckareyouretarded August 04, 2012

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Word used in testing for brain damage.
The subject will be asked to say apple, jumping will work too.
"Just say apple, a simple word, apple."
*jumps*
"Okay, know what? That's close enough you're a good jumper, that'll help you."
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A company that died with Steve Jobs. The company turned to shit when Tim Cook, a faggot, started ruling over the company. Now they make phones without headphone jacks, and laptops without regular USB Type-A ports
Advertisement: Look at the amazing new iPhone 7 and the new Macbook Pro
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
by MrDylanyay March 02, 2017

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A computer company, started by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in 1976. Famous for creating the first computer with a GUI (Graphical User Interface), the Apple Lisa, and making the Macintosh, the second most popular operating system after Windows, having a 3% market share.

That's it. No stupid mocking about how they copy other things and sell them for double the price. No whining about Apple Fanboys. Really, people that say Apple is better than PC or the other way around are just stupid. It's all opinions.
Person#1: I just bought a Mac!
Person#2: OK. Personally I don't like Apple, I think their products are expensive.
Person#1: OK. Which OS do you use then?
Person#2: Windows 7.
Person#1: Oh. I used to have Windows 7 before I bought a Mac.
by Itsmynametakenbyme February 13, 2013

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What the fuck. You stupid dumb ass. Were you like born yesterday. Why are you searching this. Why do you need to know! DUMBASSES THESE DAYS. Stuuupid teensagers dont have a educatiooon
You are a dumbass to look up apple!
by A smart person who has an educ March 08, 2012

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